MOSTLY HILARIOUS POWERPOINT PRESENTATIONS
Welcome to The Cinema, where you can watch special story-likePowerPoint Presentations.
You must have the PowerPoint Viewer to watch them.
(This page was done by� Geoff .)

PLEASE NOTE
If, upon clicking on a presentation link, you are greeted with a screenful(or more) of garbage characters, we're still working on why that happensinstead of a direct opening. Click the 'Back' button on your browser, andinstead of clicking on the link, shift-click (Netscape users) or rightclick and choose Save Target As (Internet Explorer users). Then save thepresentation to your hard disk, and run it from there.

The Shark:� This was one of our first presentationsand now has (rather badly-done) :) voiceovers for it. The voices were doneby�� Mike,Claireand our cousins, and the narration by�� me.Be warned, though, this one takes ages to load. (2.8 MB) Sorry.
Birds (a slightly informative documentarytype presentation by� Mike . I (GEOFF) DIDNOT MAKE IT, DON'T COME TO ME TELLING ME IT IS NOT VERY GOOD :) )
Dragons (another one, by� Mikeand some of his friends. It's really quite funny (for a change)). Watch�Birds first if you want to get all of the jokes.
The Slow Turtle:� By� Mike(like all of them), and his friends Will and John. That turtle sure isslooowww.
The Lion is another presentation withgreat backdrops. By� Mike like all of 'em.
The Elephant Stampede, by� Mikeof course. A group of frightened elephants trample a resort by night. Willthe resort fix itself up? Will customers be frightened away? Will the elephantsstop running sideways? Will any of our presentations actually make sense?These questions will probably go unanswered as usual - but just in case,tune in for the next presentation!
All About Bombs, which� Iactually took a part in, as well as� Mike. It manages to say absolutely nothing about the subject matter too!
The Fat Bear, another completely crazypresentation, by� Mike , friends and�me.
Birds of the Air by James Mazzolini.A parody of� Birds, and you should watch thelatter first to get the jokes.
What's Your Favourite Colour?, alsoby James Mazzolini. What's yours?
The Dragon (not to be confused with�Dragons) by James Mazzolini. You might ask whyall our presentations seem to be about the same animals etc.- the answeris 'limits of clipart'. Sigh.
Bunnies or Happy Birthday Claire byJames Mazzolini. Partially to celebrate� Claire's7th birthday, partially to amuse, and partially to annoy the hell out ofme. (it uses a text animation I can't stand)

We recycled the sounds used in� TheShark in most of the other presentations, 'cos we couldn't be stuffedmaking more.



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